Lighting

Me: Your bathroom lightbulbs are set to “undead”
Dad: What?
Me: They make you look all pale and slightly blue. Unless I’m actually slightly pale and blue.
Dad: You kind of are.
Me: What? No, it’s the fluorescent bulbs! They mess with skin tones!
Dad: Those are some of the only incandescents we have left in the house. Look how gold they are!
Me: …oh.

So I guess I’m undead. Just so everyone knows.