Sometimes I fail to understand advertising. Since I was away at con, I didn’t cook this weekend, and I decided I’d just pick up a package of breaded fish for dinners. Now, I am not proud. I do not care if my breaded fish comes in the form of sticks, and dinosaurs would be a bonus. All I ask is that it doesn’t have enough fat and sodium to stop my heart right there, and unfortunately that means I have to buy the boring adult packages. Health is apparently boring and adult.
So I have “Breaded Fish Fillets” (“Cut from whole fillets!”) I don’t quite understand the point of the second part (Ground from real steak!) but I suppose it does make for a less homogenized taste. I think they must have thought the box looked too spartan, though. It has “Guaranteed Fresh Taste!” “in the Freshness Pouch”.
The Freshness Pouch, eh? Might that be…a plastic bag?? I’m glad that like every single other food product sold in a cardboard box that I can immediately think of, my fish is also contained in plastic. Way to do what you were already doing but tell me about it!
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