{"id":77,"date":"2011-01-22T15:40:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-22T23:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rhiannonheld.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2023-02-01T18:29:11","modified_gmt":"2023-02-02T02:29:11","slug":"iron-chef-i-am-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rhiannonheld.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Iron Chef I am not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just discovered that Hulu has some Iron Chef America episodes up and so I&#8217;ve been working my way through the current season on and off. I&#8217;m a fan of competitive cooking shows in general, and they&#8217;re in my binge rotation. (Watch a whole season! Watch nothing cooking related for a month!)<\/p>\n<p>Today is the day I cook for the week, and this week I made it up as I went along rather than using a recipe. I&#8217;d used a vague &#8220;guide&#8221; recipe for this dish in the past, but I couldn&#8217;t find it this time. The impulse to grade myself on the Iron Chef metric was thus impossible to ignore. I think I would have gotten ejected from Kitchen Stadium with the Old West collar and belt grab bouncer toss.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that I failed in my dish, it&#8217;s just that my style as a cook is perhaps best described as Extreme Pragmatism. I have specifically cultivated a high capacity for repetition, so if I can make a huge batch and then not cook for days thereafter, w00t! I also want things to be as healthy as possible, so for example if a recipe calls for sour cream, I&#8217;ll automatically substitute the non-fat version. (Similarly, I&#8217;m also frugal (cheap) and am unlikely to buy fresh this or that when the price is an order of magnitude different. I maintain you can&#8217;t argue with a monthly grocery budget of $100-$120 for one person.) My philosophy is that while full-fat, full-salt, super-fresh cooking does taste better, if you only ever allow yourself it in restaurants, you won&#8217;t get frustrated at home at its lack, and restaurants will be a treat.<\/p>\n<p>So in Kitchen Stadium I&#8217;d already fail on that head, I&#8217;m sure. This week&#8217;s dish also fails on the fact that it doesn&#8217;t look particularly prepossessing. There&#8217;s not really much you can do to increase your plating score on a casserole. It&#8217;s a casserole. Maybe I need a kind of squarey bowl with high sides. But it&#8217;s new and innovative! I made scalloped potatoes, but I added (turkey) ham and mushrooms, swapped half the potatoes for sweet potatoes, and subtracted the cheese. I call it&#8230; Scalloped Ham Potato Thingy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just discovered that Hulu has some Iron Chef America episodes up and so I&#8217;ve been working my way through the current season on and off. 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