Me: Your bathroom lightbulbs are set to “undead”
\nDad: What?
\nMe: They make you look all pale and slightly blue. Unless I’m actually slightly pale and blue.
\nDad: You kind of are.
\nMe: What? No, it’s the fluorescent bulbs! They mess with skin tones!
\nDad: Those are some of the only incandescents we have left in the house. Look how gold they are!
\nMe: …oh.<\/p>\n
So I guess I’m undead. Just so everyone knows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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