{"id":440,"date":"2012-09-09T13:57:54","date_gmt":"2012-09-09T20:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rhiannonheld.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2022-06-18T07:24:49","modified_gmt":"2022-06-18T14:24:49","slug":"rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rhiannonheld.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Rocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I give you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The saddest rock in the world.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-441\" title=\"IMG_3123\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3123-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3123.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3123.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_3123.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Clearly, it needs to make friends with the toast rock:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-156\" title=\"Toast1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Toast1-271x300.jpg?resize=271%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"271\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Toast1.jpg?resize=271%2C300&amp;ssl=1 271w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Toast1.jpg?resize=925%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 925w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rhiannonheld.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Toast1.jpg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 271px) 100vw, 271px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(New readers: the toast rock lives in the lab cabinets at work)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I give you&#8230; The saddest rock in the world. 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