[In the midst of a conversation about what kind of romantic elements we liked in our fiction]<\/p>\n
Me: I like my melodrama in my melodrama
\nNot in my adventure stories<\/p>\n
Friend: I misread that for ‘melondrama’ for a second and started considering what a melon love story would look like.<\/p>\n
NO CANTALOUPE. WE CAN NOT BE TOGETHER, WE COME FROM OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE CRISPER.<\/p>\n
BUT WATERMELON, I CANNOT CONTAIN MY FEELINGS FOR YOUR JUICY INNER SOUL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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